Okay, so I have a spare copy of TRXYE to give away! It’s not signed, because my laptop hates me and has blocked Troye’s website, but it’s still the most beautiful thing ever.
I’ll send it anywhere. And I’ll probably send you a love letter as well. Because I’m a nice fucking person.
If you want this CD, just click the big ol’ Reblog button. Once you’ve reblogged, feel free to like it as many times as you want. Follows are not necessary, because I don’t want to subject anyone to the pain that is my tumblr.
Entries will close September six, (that gives it two weeks) I’ll pick a winner at random via a number generator.
If this flops I’ll laugh rly hard k bye
BUT HOW DO YOU MEET CUTE BOYS THO???
OMFG! GUYS!!The NEW SINGLE is OUT!!!!! ASDFGHJKJHGFDSJHGFD
DON’T FUCKING TELL TAYLOR NATION! OKAY!
I can’t wait to use this on all of the new Fangirls that think they will marry troye 😂😂😂
Tbh we still think we’ll marry troye.
I can’t wait for a bunch of interviewers for teen magazines to be confused too. I can picture it now.
Interviewer: So what are some qualities you look for in a girlfriend?
Troye: A dick.
Reblogging for the last comment
*tyler oakleys dick
HES NOT riGHT FOR THOSE TEEN MAGAZINES IM CRYING OMF IMAGINE
Interviewer: So tell us Troye is there a special lady in your life?
Troye: yes! My mom and my beautiful sister
Interviewer: haha Troye I mean a girlfriend! Haha what a joker
Interviewer: come on don’t be shy
THIS TOOK AN INTERESTING TURN
THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE THIS HAHAHA
**Tyler in the distance**
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GIRL
THIS HAS GOTTEN SO MUCH BETTER FROM THE LAST TIME I SAW IT
Wait what if
Interviewer: So we tweeted earlier asking your fans for some questions to ask you, and a lot of them mentioned hummus for some reason. Would you like to explain that?
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER I’M CRYING
Interviewer: So we’ve looked up some videos you used to make would you like to comme—
Interviewer: Ok, what about this thing we’ve seen on tumblr called a “Troyler” what do you have to say abo—
Interviewer: Some of your fans have been spotted at concerts wearing shirts that simply say hummus would you like to exp—
Troye: No comment
OMG, THIS IS THE BEST THING I EVER!!!
Interviewer: Now, I see some people have sent a video called ‘Getting Na-‘
Interviewer: We would like to-
Interviewer: To show how far you’ve come-